A Collection of Slam Obama Jokes


Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
He thought Barry sounded too American.
What is Obama’s archenemy? The Constitution.
What does Obama stand for? One Big Ass Mistake America.
What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? Undocumented democrats.

Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The Country!

U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S. currency.
So Will Barack Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card?
What is Barack Obamas favorite TV show?
Game of Drones.

Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question?

Neither have I!

Did you know that McDonald’s is offering the Obama Happy Meal?

Order anything you want. And the guy behind you has to pay for it.

mexico white fam going into mexico.jpg but this time on debt and grandkidsWhat’s the difference between Obama and God?

God doesn’t think he is Obama

Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?

The ink isn’t dry yet.

How does President Obama plan to address the countries immigration problems? By deporting Senator Ted Cruz.

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer? Barack Obama!

What does Simba and Obama have in common? One is an African Lion and the other one is a lyin African!

In Colorado, marijuana got more votes than Obama.

“President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation. ” —Jay Leno
Did you hear about…..
> Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,
> Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> im: “You mean voter fraud?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
> Bob: “No the other one:.
> Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”
> Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

Three Boys
Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries for help coming from the lake. Rushing to see what was the matter, they found Barack Obama who had fallen through some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown. Quickly the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety. “I’d like to reward you boys with something special for saving me”, said Obama. “Just name it, and it’s yours!”
“I want a ride on Air Force One”, said the first boy. “You’ve got it!”, said Obama.
“I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school”, said the second boy. “No problem!”, said Obama.
The third boy thought for a moment, and said “I want a wheelchair”.
“But why would you want that?”, asked Obama.
“‘Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU he’s gonna break my effin’ legs!”.

Air Force One

Barack Obama and Joe Biden are on a plane.
Suddenly Joe Biden says I can throw 100 dollars out of this plane and make 100 people happy.
Barack says I can throw 1000 dollars out of the plane and make 1000 people happy.
The pilot over heard this and said, “I can throw both of you out of this plane and make the whole country happy.”

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